Elevator Buttons
Saturday, September 20th, 2008Recently I’ve been noticing something that irritates me to no end.
Here’s the situation :
I walk up to an elevator and press the button, say, the UP button. Then some shit comes along and presses the fucking button again, even though he sees that the button has already been depressed.
Why the bloody fuck would you want to press a button that’s already been fucking pressed? Don’t you trust my button pressing, you motherfucking pissant?
And another thing that annoys me, why do people press elevator buttons repeatedly in the hopes that the fucking lift will come faster? IT DOESN”T FUCKING WORK THAT FUCKING WAY, IDIOTS! FUCKKK!!!
I hate all of you.