Election Day!
Hello Idiots.
This is my first post since my wedding. I’ve been married almost a week, but in the past few days I’ve felt a bit softer, a bit more mellow. Maybe it’s the fun I’m having and all.
But then, I was driving around a few days ago and I realized that the tons of flags, posters and banners will probably stay there until they rot away. And most of this stuff is plastic, which is not biodegradable anyway.
So, in keeping with my tradition of making lists, here is my first list as an "Unbachelor". 
THINGS I HATE ABOUT ELECTION SEASON :
1. All the garbage that won’t be cleaned up. Filthy bastards.
2. Ugly faces on posters.
3. BORING newspaper content. It’s the same bloody thing every fucking day. Fuck.
4. The verbal mudslinging that goes on. In the end, everyone is corrupt. Idiots.
5. The fact that I’ve been registered to vote, even though I haven’t registered with the EC.
The only good thing that comes out of Election Day is that most of us will get a day off in order to go to the polls. I’d rather sleep at home with my hand in my pants. Lalala.
Bye Idiots.
