Archive for January, 2008

An Open Letter to Yusof Haslam.

Monday, January 28th, 2008

Yusof Haslam,

Wow. Wonder-boy has done it again. But this time you’ve gone too damn far, have you? The 2 episodes of GERAK KHAS which so obviously depicted the abduction and murder of Allahyarham Nurin Jazlin must have sent your cash-senses a-tingling.

You cocky, self-centered bastard.

I am appalled at your audacity, selfishness and insensitivity. How dare you play upon the grief and mourning of Allahyarham Nurin Jazlin’s family. How dare you play upon the grief of the Malaysian public.

While I am disgusted at the mere thought of you, I am sadly not surprised. What else could one expect from a "film-maker" such as yourself? Someone who could make such sub-mediocre (that’s right, SUB-MEDIOCRE) films like SEMBILU could surely come up with something as stupid as that.

How could you be so fucking stupid? Do you actually think your ‘apology’ could undo the damage? It’s not even been a year since the incident, and already you’re doing something like this.

I’ve read that there are talks of you being cited for contempt of court. I hope the courts strip you of everything you have. If it were up to me, I’d stuff my foot so far up your ass that you’d be able to taste the dogshit I stepped on this morning.

It’s not enough that you’ve dragged our film industry down to horse-shit. It’s not enough that you churn out one mindless drivel after another. It’s not enough that you’ve profited from turning Malay movie-goers into brainless, unthinking imbeciles. but you just have to pull of some crock of crap like this.

Are you shameless? Yeah, I guess that’s probably it. I bet that when you scan the newspapers and read of tragedies like this, you only think about how you might profit from it. Well, that makes you no better than the gunk I scrape out of my nose.

I’ll say it again : You are a cocky, self-centered, arrogant, unthinking, insensitive, shit-smoking, motherfucking bastard.

Shit, I’m so angry I can’t even construct my sentences properly.

In all sincerity, I wish you’d give all of your money towards the cause of reducing tragedies like this. I really do. It’s such a shame that while there are families out there grieving for their losses, all you could think about is "Wow, I bet this would make a good movie/TV show".

I hope you burn to death in a fire, and then burn in hell afterwards.

By the way, you’ll notice that I don’t refer to you as ‘Dato’. I’ve always thought that you were undeserving of that title. What you’ve done simply reinforces my opinion.

Very sincerely,
Adlan

Analects #2

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

"Proverbs of the Wise Old Hermit" will be titled "Analects" from now on.

1. I do not listen to unsolicited advice. If I don’t ask for it, I do not care for what you have to say.

2. Getting good exam results does not mean you are clever. It just means you are good at memorizing information, which is a talent in itself.

3. What good is y=mx+c in real life? It’s good for absolutely nothing.

Just three this time.

I really wish #2

Saturday, January 5th, 2008

I really wish my conscience would prevent me from bludgeoning, or stabbing, Idiots to death.