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I really wish ugly people wouldn’t put ‘Cute’, ‘Sweet’, ‘Pretty’, ‘Chomel/Comel’, etc. in their profile names.

sur·vey      
Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[v. ser-vey; n. sur-vey, ser-vey]
1. to take a general or comprehensive view of or appraise, as a situation, area of study, etc.
2. to view in detail, esp. to inspect, examine, or appraise formally or officially in order to ascertain condition, value, etc.
3. to conduct a survey of or among: to survey TV viewers.
4. to determine the exact form, boundaries, position, extent, etc., of (a tract of land, section of a country, etc.) by linear and angular measurements and the application of the principles of geometry and trigonometry.

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Right, I ripped the above entry from Dictionary.com. Each of these definitions imply that the results are compiled into something comprehensive.

That’s not what it’s like in a Friendster survey. There is no end result or a compilation of the results of these "surveys". In the end it’s just a meaningless post on the Bulletin Board. I wonder why people keep doing these "surveys"? Is it because they want to announce details of their lives to other people? Hmmm, I guess it’s just human nature to be so needy.

I have some survey questions of my own :

1. Why do a lot of people do these "surveys", but make it seem as if they were forced to complete the questions? (Example : It’s long, but I finally completed it!)

2. What do you get out of baring your details, some of which are personal, to the world?

3. In reference to Question 2, are you that lonely?

4. Would you take the time to answer an actual survey - something of consequence - if someone approached you in real life?

5. How many minutes of your time did you waste answering a "survey"?

6. I have noticed that most "surveys" ask the same questions over and over and over again. Do you feel like reminding the rest of the world of your answers in the last "survey" you completed?

OK, answer those questions. And please, elaborate. Answers like "huh no", "yeah!" or "hmmm…i dunno" which come up so prevalently in these "surveys" are pointless.

I am embarrassed to admit, however, that I do indulge in reading one or two of them every few months or so. It amuses me to observe how members of the shallow end of the intellectual gene pool spend their precious free time.

Call me mean and conceited. I don’t give a fuck.

HAPPY "SURVEYING" EVERYBODY!

1. Stupid health-freaks who jog on the road when there is a pedestrian walkway barely 2 feet away. If you guys had brains, you’d realize that me running over you is pretty bad for your health. Dumbasses.

2. People who turn on the speakerphone on their cellphones while driving, but hold it up to their mouths. You might as well hold it up to your ears normally, you stupid bastards.

3. Groups of people who stop in the middle of the walkway in a shopping complex to talk and have a merry time obstructing other people.

4. Items in shops without price-tags.

5. Those guys and girls who work in shops who act all snooty when you come in, but will treat a tourist like a king. Don’t they realize that I’M BETTER THAN THEY ARE?

6. Mamak restaurant waiters who are ‘imports’ from India and don’t understand English or Malay. Waitering is an interactive job, you fuckers, learn to speak the local language.

7. Malay magazines who tote morality and holiness, yet regularly feature copious amounts of cleavage in their pages. Not to mention guys who subject themselves to poolside photos.

8. Ridiculous bank procedures and formalities.

9. People who enjoy themselves too much in a movie. You don’t need to holler and shout; it doesn’t make you look cool. It just makes me think that you don’t understand the movie, and you need to overcompensate. In conclusion, you’re stupid.

10. 13-year old girls who dress up like aging whores.

11. Kids who wear black and eye-shadow and dress all goth, with trench-coats and all. We live in the tropics, you losers.

12. That PSA they show in cinemas. The one produced by KRU. You know, the one about pirated discs. "MISSION 3 : STEAL". Hah, what a joke.

13. That IndoMie song on the radio. "Tidak perlu digoreng". Everytime I hear it I die a little inside.

14. Radja’s vocalist. He sounds like someone trying to shit a 10-foot dookie.

15. Ella’s song ‘Rama-rama’. God, I hate that song.

16. Women who where the ‘tudung’ but dress skimpily. I can almost see your tits, bitch. If you wanna where the ‘tudung’, dress properly. Or else just take it off. Stupid bitches.

17. Malaysian drivers in general. Most of them are selfish and stupid.

18. Kids on scooters. They get pissed when I call them ‘Rempit’, but hey, it’s the truth. You’re just as bad as they are, only you have different vehicles. I hope you all die a violent, slow and painful death.

19. Drivers of overly modified Perodua cars. And their cars.

20. People who won’t give up their seats on the LRT.

21. Traffic lights that change within 4 seconds. The morons who times these things must think that everyone drives the Millenium Falcon.